your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I smell stomach acid.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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