hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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