do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You've changed since you got that strap on
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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