So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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