Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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