i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
