pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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