ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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