just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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