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my computer doesn't work...

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why?

(419): View more from Ohio

i puked on it last night

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(712): View more from Iowa

I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you

(580): View more from Oklahoma

Really.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP

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(623): View more from Arizona

Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.

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(325): View more from Texas

There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises

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