Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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