You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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