Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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