wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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