I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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