I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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