While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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