My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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