I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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