Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I enjoy the company of your penis
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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