i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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