hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
P.S. I can't hear my feet
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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