Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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