it was like eating out sand paper
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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