Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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