Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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