there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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