it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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