I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
my being single is dangerous.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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