sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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