Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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