Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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