is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize