Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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