Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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