Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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