she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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