She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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