We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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