I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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