Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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