I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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