What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Houston, we have a blender
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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