Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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