therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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