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(734): View more from Michigan

i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.

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(303): View more from Colorado

do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???

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(860): View more from Connecticut

no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes

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(605): View more from South Dakota

You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.

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(214): View more from Texas

Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?

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(303): View more from Colorado

We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.

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(904): View more from Florida

I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable

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(843): View more from South Carolina

holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.

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