Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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