i just wanna soil my oats bro
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Randomize
