I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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