its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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