i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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