My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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