if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize