Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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