"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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